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FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am, #202015
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am, #202014
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm, #200746
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm, #200745
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm, #171122
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm, #137053
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm, #100666
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm, #79501
Nice ph**o chop, ***k.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm, #73754
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am, #68098
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am, #33669
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am, #30956
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am, #30948
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm, #30738
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm, #30417
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm, #30414
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a f***ing idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm, #30377
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am, #30366
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


A CROSS-OVER -


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm, #188720

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm, #188718
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am, #182642
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm, #103937
EPIC WIN


EXCUSE ME? - You wanna take this outside?


TAGS: black people scary cross funny
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by beesladesh

Guest - October 23, 2009, 5:08 pm, #129994
Looks like Mark Henry's ready whup some a**


Lorena Bobbitt -




PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.




COSPLAY - Holy CRAP! MY EYES!




I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned


TAGS: chicken cross road question motives
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 9:23 pm, #228067
It was too far to walk around.
abraaz - January 17, 2012, 5:25 am, #227690
Why did this Chicken cross the road?


DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)


TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm, #203619
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm, #203326
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm, #174365
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am, #164052
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am, #154131
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm, #148821
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm, #148820
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm, #136311
*cross
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm, #136310
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm, #136309
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm, #136285
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without p***erting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN p***ert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - p***-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am, #136281
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am, #136278
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.


WHY -


TAGS: chicken crossing the road
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:27 pm, #220482
Obviously the chic on the other side was better looking...duh!


MOVE IT BUDDY! -


TAGS: street crossing rerun
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:44 pm, #254295
I laughed so hard...cuz I'd love to see rerun actually try to get his legs that far apart. Priceless but worthy of a 5L.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 4:34 pm, #248338
look what popped up on my screen...man I miss feas
tellitlikeitis - March 11, 2012, 9:40 am, #231051
Thanks for the funny.
Greeny - March 10, 2012, 7:05 pm, #231025
5ing it!
rerun - March 10, 2012, 5:40 pm, #231023

I am speachless.
mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:11 pm, #231018
lol
GaryO - March 10, 2012, 4:56 pm, #231013
THI5 i5 5o fea5, Hilariou5
Feasibly - March 10, 2012, 2:41 pm, #231004
Gotta admit, I snickered a little while making it. ;)
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 1:24 pm, #231000

hilarious!!


Serial Toe Licker -


TAGS: licking crazy cross eyed
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by John

Hector - June 26, 2009, 1:16 pm, #90291
It's not the toes I like so much, it's the spaces in between.


HE-MAN NAZI -


TAGS: he man nazi cross eyes wytch
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Wytch

CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:24 pm, #245755
I had never seen him that way before.lol
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 9:22 pm, #243688
I agree with nj35, that doesn't look like a swastika.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:32 pm, #239472
The Iron Cross, is not a Nazi sign fail!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am, #222748
Can't say i looked that closely Forseti but I'll take your word for it. 5 Cringers
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:29 am, #222739
you forgot the small p****! 5 Orkos
Wytch - August 9, 2011, 3:04 am, #222734
Thanks, I also have the complete series. Geeks unite! lol
Alixian - August 9, 2011, 2:47 am, #222732
Genius, absolute genius, I don't know how I never joined the dots on that one, i got the complete series on DVD


ROLL TIDE -




EXTREME CROSSING GUARD - YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!!!


TAGS: knight guy as a crossing guard
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 7:06 am, #207436
"Once more into the street, dear friends, once more; Or fill the holes up with our school dread." ~ something like William Shakespeare
RubyRadio - March 10, 2010, 9:50 am, #163626
Is this Guy part of the SCA???
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:17 pm, #163512
"5, It's just a flesh wound's"


CROSSOVERS - "I'm stronger!" "No, I'm stronger!


TAGS: superman the incredible hulk d c comics marvel crossover crossovers
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by jalford

forseti - July 8, 2010, 4:26 am, #183687
Charlie Sheen is Superman?!?
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am, #105187
...not that there's anything wrong with that... ;)
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am, #105186
I know a g** guy with this mural painted on his wall..........he's 26
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 9:16 am, #105184
I know a kid with this mural painted on his bedroom wall...................he's 6


RELIEF -




1964 - A good year for guys in gowns


TAGS: guys gowns crossdresses transvestites 1964 rnr
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by RnR

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 12:59 am, #16737
Three Dollars!!!??? In 1964 money? Why, that's insane! Gas was only 30 cents a gallon! Ohhh, limited edition! Well, that explains everything.


GOOD FRIDAY -




THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm, #117419
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


I AM A CRISIS -


TAGS: crisis dark silhouette care red cross
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Airman - October 16, 2012, 2:54 pm, #239996
this is great
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:31 pm, #239985
Nice piece of work that is right there....5L nice indeed.
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 6:29 pm, #239984
Much gratitude, folks... Much gratitude...
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:44 pm, #239979
Heavy Stuff This One Great.
GaryO - October 15, 2012, 12:46 pm, #239974
Dang, laddie, this is good, d*** good
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 12:27 pm, #239973
Thanks rick....I was looking for a reason to......Meh, you'll read about in the news.


GUILT -


TAGS: guilt cross jesus crutch calendar
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by gas

GaryO - November 4, 2012, 1:26 pm, #240401
Hah! Nailed it! 5L
mariand - November 4, 2012, 11:36 am, #240399
lol...Easier said than done ;)


WORLD LEADERS -


TAGS: don t cross streams
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:00 pm, #210724
Great, every time I watch Ghost busters now I will envision this...lol 5 ghost traps


MY NEIGHBORS... - They DO care about me! Sniff...




HERD BEHAVIOR - None of us are as retarded as all of us.


TAGS: crossfit
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by agnar



Poe Boy -


TAGS: poe queen crossover
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 8:17 pm, #259573
Let him go! Let him go! I cannot let him go! Beelzeebub . . ." 5L singing tortured lyrics to Queen!
maoworks2 - January 21, 2015, 12:58 pm, #259568
Evermore, Evermore ! 5 Raven L's
GaryO - January 20, 2015, 11:02 pm, #259563
and delightfully tormented


HOW .... -


TAGS: japan red cross drama march2011
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by steph1

mariand - January 11, 2012, 7:36 am, #227467
This is exceptionally nice.


BENEDICT ARNOLD - Because some people will do anything, even switch political parties and betray their constituents just to be in the majority


TAGS: team switching double crossing traitor
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sean - April 29, 2009, 12:16 am, #76331
dammit, what's it going to take for me to irritate you? take it easy man. bye.
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:47 pm, #76322
...before and thinking you're going to change everything by taking her on. Dude it will not happen.
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:45 pm, #76319
Seany you don't irritate me...and you never have. It is just fun to have an exchange of ideas. I myself feel that he has betrayed those that voted for him. And no matter what side you're on that is sad. It is like marring a chick that's been married 7...
Sean - April 28, 2009, 11:41 pm, #76316
Much like the editorial policy of Cat Fancy Magazine, your country is still democratic, no? And you value people seeking and maintaining employment, no? And I irritate you by saying "no?" no?
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:35 pm, #76312
He doesn't want to be in the majority...He wants to get reelected and can't as a Republican. That to me is pure power hunger!!! He should be took out back and sh** like the a** that he now is.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm, #76281
And you just might find my "consulting fees" exorbitantly reasonable.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 10:41 pm, #76280
Benedict Arrrrrlen??? d***! I should have consulted with Sean, Noted Oracle of Motifake before posting...
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:40 pm, #76279
THAT'S the spirit. You're better off without him. Oh wait. You're not.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:35 pm, #76277
He was already voting with the Dems. He might as well drink the Kool-aid and put the donkey on his chest.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:08 pm, #76272
*cough cough* BENEDICT ARLEN *cough*
Sean - April 28, 2009, 6:30 pm, #76238
Hey, what can I say? I gotta be loved ... Oh, you probably meant Abe Vigoda here .... Nevermind.


THANK YOU LORD - For the earth you made For the Son you gave How he died for me


TAGS: god jesus cross thanks epicscribbles
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by EpicScribbles

EpicScribbles - June 7, 2011, 6:16 pm, #219665
It was 30 lines, how do I get it more than 3?
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:32 pm, #219628

post this to motitwist as well
Cloudchaser - June 6, 2011, 12:43 am, #219618
"Consider the lilies how they grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I say unto you, that Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these." Jesus Christ, Luke 12:27


ATTACK MEN - The girls of boys lacrosse.




OLYMPIC WEIGHTLIFTING - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: crossfit
Rating: 1.21/5

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HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY -


TAGS: jesus cross
Rating: 4.5/5

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Schultz1 - April 7, 2012, 1:21 am, #232876
My good friday did not end up better than this. BECAUSE I had no pants to wear today since I forgot to do laundry the day before. So I went to work in some very tight & short women's pants.
gas - April 6, 2012, 4:51 pm, #232846
next! crucifixion? good..


UNDERWATER NUKES - And you thought a torpedo could ruin your day




JARVIS SAYS -




CROSSOVERS - WTF do you call this? Lord Monty Python of the Rings? Lord and the Holy Grail?


TAGS: crossovers don t work ever
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Matt - September 10, 2009, 12:34 pm, #116627
Its from 'DM of the Rings' and its the best webcomic EVER!
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 3:52 pm, #101918
OMG! Epic 5'er


TRY TO NAIL HIM TO A CROSS - In The Words Of Nike, Just Do It.




THE OTHER 38 -




BIG FAT LIAR!! - Looks like you are going to be CAUGHT DEAD... Wearing a FAT-MANS-DRESS And yes it makes you butt look BIG!




CONCOURS D'ELEGANCE -




EEEEWW - Brad, Shouldn't You Have Naired Your Chest Before You Put That Dress On?




TOYS -




PROFOUND WORDS - For us to ponder.


TAGS: jesus cross words ponder god bible religion
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Me_ - December 14, 2009, 3:44 pm, #145702
Yeah, he pissed off the Romans and had to hang to keep them from killing off the rest of the population. Lets hear it for the rebel without a clue whose family whisked him away once the guards were not looking. Lets not forget about all the sheep too.
Zed - November 21, 2009, 4:41 am, #138296
Those nails might hurt. Here's a step-ladder and a claw-hammer.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:53 pm, #138229
Go kill in the name of jesus!


REGRET -




AWKWARD - I... uh... lost a bet to Logicdude. I want child support.




BIG VADER - He's watching you... everywhere.




MORNING COUGAR -


TAGS: lacrosse practice
Rating: 3.34/5

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Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:41 pm, #118383
Gotta be 40 and up. And to be prey you have to live with your folks and still have a library card from your old (or current) high school.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:09 am, #118329
Meeting a 30 yr old dressed like a cat at a halloween party doesn't make it a cou*** score. A tall tale, at best. A true cou*** at 30? Not possible. But, he's 19. If she's lost her baby teeth and has her own place, he'd probably consider her a cou***.
Haarakkon - September 16, 2009, 8:23 am, #118312
Which begs the question, just what is the socially accepted cut-off age of "couqarhood"? 30 seems a bit young.
Justice_falls - September 16, 2009, 3:55 am, #118276
That's not true. I got picked up at a club by a 30 yr old cou*** (I'm 19) and she even paid for my taxi home.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:45 pm, #116409
I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side, soooo can I barrow a skirt to thumb to practice then?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 10:27 pm, #116398
You go girlfriend! And thanks for the comment.
Ronski - September 9, 2009, 10:21 pm, #116397
Just starting to unleash my inner cou*** - this is my all time favourite.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 3:24 pm, #75702
Thanks guys. But I've made my peace with what I call the "wh*** of popularity" ... she's agreed to accept Canadian Tire money at 10 cents on the dollar. Wuhh whooo!
RON - April 26, 2009, 3:20 pm, #75701
One just has to do a Search of Sean,s name and see how great his Motifakes are. The volume of genius is staggering. We all know of his talent and how he sets the standard for these Motifakes. Unappreciated...no...appreciated!
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:07 pm, #75692
Nice! Yet another one destined for the ranks of the unappreciated.


SUPERMAN - The world's most amazing cross dresser




SANTA CROSSING - a special sign for a special person


TAGS: sant claus sign crossing funny
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Dominosac

Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:31 am, #125704
Someone who does these kinds of posters ought not to just toss the word "special" around like that.
MO - October 10, 2009, 11:38 pm, #125661
I'm going to get coal in my stocking this year.


CROSS SABERS.....AWESOME! - THIS LOT HERE? Not so much..




Peer Pressure -




why did chicken little cross the road? -


TAGS: chicken little cross road why
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 16, 2013, 9:04 am, #249716
Hahaha you are RIGHT, I didn't notice that before, it has webbed feet!
falloutghoul - September 16, 2013, 7:52 am, #249714
Ain't that a duckling?


Look What We Made -


TAGS: striped bat gremlins cross breeding
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

GaryO - February 4, 2014, 7:46 pm, #252673
Tidiness and toil. 5L


ISN'T IT ANNOYING -




COURAGE -


TAGS: courage to cross the road
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - December 27, 2012, 7:46 pm, #241946

this would make a good motitwist poster
greentea - December 26, 2012, 5:53 pm, #241917
Haha. I'm right with you there. It's odd. I didn't expect this to be profound... It started as a cynical take on 'why did the chicken cross the road'... funny how these posters turn out.
MissPriss - December 26, 2012, 5:39 pm, #241916
5L for the words of wisdom. Yet some, like me, tend to exhibit our sheer stupidity in that same situation, teehee.


HEADHUNTING -




FIGURES -




THE RED CROSS -


TAGS: red cross
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 2:15 pm, #207115
agreed!....But shouldn't you be in school right now Claire?
Claire - December 16, 2010, 1:56 pm, #207113
Well, seeing as Ron has 1,456 posters with a top ten rating of 4.4, and this guys has- um, NONE- we shouldn't worry too much seeing as his criticism is invalid.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 1:04 pm, #207111
Did this F*CKING noob just say that ronsarts has a lot of awful posters? WTF?! You better learn who is who around these parts before the sh*t starts to fly out of your mouth sfe. Let see how good you are at making fakes...
Spaceflightengineer - December 16, 2010, 3:12 am, #207084
Gee, Ron, you don't really have some problem with the American Red Cross, now do you? Keep up the good (and awful, as many of your Mots are) "work".


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HELP FOR HAITI - CUBBY thanx for pinching and doing your part.




TYPOS - Really? The O isn't even close to the E! Yet another way to let the troops down.




IGNORANCE -


TAGS: skull and cross bones should have used this for pirate day
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Zed - October 8, 2009, 4:50 pm, #124872
Hair Pie!
bOB cHIN - October 8, 2009, 12:59 pm, #124839
Pirate Pie


TODAY - Even Bruce Willis will fail.


TAGS: try to walk across this with no shoes on bruce
Rating: 2.3/5

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Zed - September 11, 2009, 10:54 pm, #117038
If he drinks enough of those, he can, 'cause he won't bloody care!
Spencer, Ray - September 11, 2009, 8:34 pm, #117007
cuz in die hard he walked across broken glass, only this tiem it will be bigger!


THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE - So easy a retarded Indian giant can do it.


TAGS: wrestling khali crossface cross face chris benoit wwe
Rating: 2.06/5
Kitters - May 4, 2009, 10:20 pm, #77732
Perhaps not a movie, Porcelina, but a weekly series. Other than that, I agree.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:04 am, #56096
You like movies don't you? Wrestling is a violent movie where you get to watch h**t guys with nice bodies touch each**her. I love it
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 2:01 am, #56093
Wrestling is so f***ing g**.
Methy - August 26, 2008, 10:53 pm, #16916
Looks like I fail at English too ^_^
Methy - August 26, 2008, 10:52 pm, #16915
He is doing wrong. Let's tunnel and motifake it.
kristen - July 24, 2008, 6:41 pm, #10960
no, it was the crippler crossface
Eric D. (cont.) - June 23, 2008, 9:25 pm, #6794
"for f***s sake, youre a worse father than chris benoit"
Eric D. - June 23, 2008, 9:24 pm, #6793
doesnt look like he's doing it right. and i havent watched wrestling in a LONG time, but as I remember it was called the crossface crippler. eh, no biggie there. side note - heard a good insult a few weeks ago, i think from a comic. "for f***s sake, you


HOLY HOLY HOLY - Merciful and Bitey Praise God as a doggy blessed trinity.




FIGHTING FOR GOD AND YOUR NATION - Is it really worth it?


TAGS: war cross death peace god
Rating: 1.9/5

More motifakes by rangun

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 12:18 am, #206579
"angry adolescent Mods"....Right, If you don't like it you can move on.
Geoffro - December 12, 2010, 11:03 pm, #206573
I don't believe in God. This should be in the Politifake section so we can make comment without being cut down by angry adolescent mods.
GreyScorpion - August 30, 2010, 9:42 am, #191560
@zook, Another comment made by you with this type of language, and/or tone will be grounds for your banishment. That type of comment, made by ANYONE, will NOT be tolerated. Understood?
culos - August 30, 2010, 9:22 am, #191549
LOL
thatonechick - August 30, 2010, 8:58 am, #191546
Oh, sorry, I thought this was playful banter. I have no authority here. Later!
culos - August 30, 2010, 8:53 am, #191545
Rangun, I'm not eassily pissed off, but when a one hit wonder like you posts a mediocre poster and thinks their opinion amounts to anything you're getting close. Why don't you earn yourself a place here first before you open your gob, STFU or GTFO for now
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 8:47 am, #191544
Thanks for lumping us all together. You may find that when people DON'T like something they are MORE apt to comment. For proof just check out Politifake.
rangun - August 30, 2010, 8:41 am, #191543
wow, didn't think Motifake had the most immature community ever. Gratz guys! If you don't like it, then why do you bother writing so many comments? Next time I create a motifake, i'll make sure to choose a n**** girl as image, so you'll all be happy.
culos - August 30, 2010, 7:34 am, #191541
Can I suggest that we move discussions like this to the forum, I created a thread specifically for that purpose: http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9503&p=178232#p178232
culos - August 30, 2010, 4:52 am, #191531
First of all the question should have been posted on Politifake, not here. Secondly at least 2 people commenting here should be banned for life. Thirdly, no matter what we think of the text this poster among the worst seen on this site. Mods please delete
rangun - August 30, 2010, 2:41 am, #191516
what Wraith11B said is true, but while you're dying out there, the rich people are laughing their a** off and getting richer by using your life to fight poorer countries. just like bullies that kick a nerds a** to take his lunch box.
rangun - August 30, 2010, 2:38 am, #191513
I don't get how anyone could like war.. life is not a videogame, wake up. there won't be any ending, one war leads to another war, not to peace. and once you're dead, you won't revive after 20 seconds.
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 2:24 am, #191512
This message in this poster really depend on your view of war. I personally am against it, which is why i support the poster, however, others will see it differently. I put a poster on politifake with a similar theme and it got the same reaction as this
Wraith11B - August 30, 2010, 2:18 am, #191511
Speaking as one who's serving: yes, it is worth it. It's not about God and Country, it's about your buddy next to you in the stack when you kick in the door. All those other vets also seem to think that it was worth it...
rangun - August 30, 2010, 2:09 am, #191510
and besides: i wrote God AND your nation, because so many people like to think that God is a huge USA-fanboy, so basically they fight for the USA to please the big guy living up there..
rangun - August 30, 2010, 2:07 am, #191509
you know why you think it's worth it? because you're probably some right-winged fat a**es.. and because you're alive. too bad we can't ask those dead soldiers if it was worth it. how about we ask veterans, who returned from war and can't live like before?
Anonymous2 - August 30, 2010, 1:02 am, #191503
Putting my 2 cents in here, yes, it is really worth it. http://www.democracynow.org/2004/9/2/zell_miller_it_is_the_soldier , go read it.
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 12:14 am, #191499
that was directed at rangun wasn't it?
Zook - August 30, 2010, 12:07 am, #191497
giving pussies like you the vote or a voice at all is the only thing wrong with this country. move to Cuba you worthless piece of crap.
Zook - August 30, 2010, 12:06 am, #191496
Next time you think of something "clever" to post just spit the ***k out of your mouth for a sec and think if it's really a good idea. some guy was obviously deep in your throat blocking the blood flow when you posted this.
pzykosiz - August 29, 2010, 9:12 pm, #191479
no, i think it's just mooo+
Claire - August 29, 2010, 8:36 pm, #191473
Is there an echo? .....a ghey echo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 8:19 pm, #191472
Is there an echo?.....a ghey echo?
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 8:14 pm, #191471
I just said that
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:54 pm, #191470
I just said that!
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 7:50 pm, #191469
Ferguson was on drew carey show right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:50 pm, #191468
that guy that was on the Drew Carey show.....He's not funny.
Claire - August 29, 2010, 7:42 pm, #191467
Close enough. He hosts a late night show.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:41 pm, #191466
Craig who?.........is he another Limey bastard that thinks he knows everything?
Claire - August 29, 2010, 7:40 pm, #191465
Craig Ferguson calls us Whosians.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:39 pm, #191464
Claire is a Whopie.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:39 pm, #191463
You're so judgmental....in all fairness...i was hoping that that smoking h** chick that was in "planet of the dead" would be the next Whopie...(that's what I'm calling Dr Who groupies now)
Claire - August 29, 2010, 7:35 pm, #191462
Nope that would be the Scottish chick. She's an airhead IRL, though. =/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:34 pm, #191461
They all do that.....The thing is...the show implies that they had adventures between episodes.....I'm still voting for the h**test one Freema FTW!
Claire - August 29, 2010, 7:28 pm, #191460
I hated Freema. She was all "Oooh I've been with the Doctor 48 hours but I LOVE HIM O_O" Creepy. I liked Rose, the new chick is OK, I'm indifferent about Catherine Tate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:14 pm, #191455
That new Scottish chick?....meh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:13 pm, #191454
I'd be willing to eat Billie (spoon face) Freema Agyeman is smoking h** ....But Catherine Tate!!!! WTF?
Untamedfifty - August 29, 2010, 7:13 pm, #191453
hell yea its worth it because if you don't stand up for what you believe in who will?
Claire - August 29, 2010, 7:03 pm, #191451
Time Lord- it's what's for dinner.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:02 pm, #191450
LOL @ Rerun.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 7:02 pm, #191449

david isn't singed, he has been seared to keep the flavor in
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 7:00 pm, #191448
I'd love to respond Claire....but your avatar has given me a stroke.......I smell burned toast and singed David Tenant.......
Claire - August 29, 2010, 6:57 pm, #191447
My mistake. I've been out of English class for two months or so.
Claire - August 29, 2010, 6:56 pm, #191446
He's British, not French lol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 6:55 pm, #191445
btw. Claire......*due*. is the word you were looking for.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 6:54 pm, #191443
Derek's saviors are buried in a different field......they surrendered with the best of 'Em......
Claire - August 29, 2010, 6:51 pm, #191441
With all do respect, they fought for you too, Derek.
Derek - August 29, 2010, 6:47 pm, #191439
A demotivatonal poster if ever I saw one.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 6:46 pm, #191437

not the best way to introduce one self to the community
Claire - August 29, 2010, 6:30 pm, #191436
Who approved this? Take it to Politifake, rangun. The soldiers buried in that cemetery are the reason I live so comfortably.
Reality Lord - August 29, 2010, 6:13 pm, #191433

dude ...seriously. the only reason you were able to make let alone post that motifake was because of the men who are buried in your poster. freedoms i suppose.
Cubbybear - August 29, 2010, 5:35 pm, #191430
PolitiFake? So worth the fight
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:17 pm, #191428
Fighting for God, no. Your nation... absolutely.
rerun - August 29, 2010, 5:13 pm, #191425

The sacrifice of the few for the greater good? Yes, it is wortth it


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